June 2011
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So I read the novelisation of the 2009 Star Trek...
To be honest, I wasn’t very impressed. I’m rather tempted to rewrite it myself. …would that be presumptious of me?
Jun 30th
sirarthurconandoilies asked: He seemed surprised that I'd even bought him a present at all, then not-so-surprised when he saw what the gift was, then proceeded to thank me awkwardly. He moved toward me like he was going to hug me, but decided on a brief huff of a laugh and a nod of appreciation instead.

But you probably knew that already because of your All Seeing Eye, so I don't know why you asked....
Jun 30th
When you ask your muse to help you with a fic, but...
Jun 30th
Ever had one of those times when you...
Stranger: hi
You: Erik?
Stranger: ?
You: Have you seen my good friend Erik?
Stranger: i dont know, i might have. describe him for me.
You: About six feet tall, dark brown hair, gorgeous blue eyes, Irish accent
Stranger: seems great
You: He is.
Stranger: friend?
Stranger: lover?
Stranger: brother?
You: Well, it's rather complicated. Although we were very close once, I'll tell you that.
Stranger: had a flling out with him?
Stranger: falling
You: We dreamt of different worlds, I suppose.
Stranger: ?
You: There's been some sort of misunderstanding between us and the rest of the world.
You: You get me?
You: I feel like the solution's to clear that misunderstanding up. Bring peace, you know?
You: He thinks we should just fight back. Dominate the others completely. How can you justify that?
Stranger: so you tolerate injustice brought upon you??
You: No, I told you. I'm trying to make them udnerstand.
Stranger: well its human instinct to stay within the comfort zone and steer away from what is unconventional
Stranger: you i guess
Stranger: so you cant just appease ... nothing good will come of it
You: I reckon that kind of difference in opinion is what doomed the two of us to begin with.
You: We were never meant to be friends ...
Stranger: and yet youre still looking for him on omegle?
You: I just
You: wanted to patch things up with him, I guess.
You: But, of course, I can't talk to him anymore. There's no way anymore.
Stranger: no?
You: He's completely blocked me out of his head!
You: But well, I'm trying, aren't I?
You: Which reminds me ... I think I'm going to go resume my search for him now.
Stranger: yes
You: Thanks for listening. It's just it's been more than hour and I still can't locate him.
Stranger: its nothing.
Stranger: it was good talking to you, charles.
Stranger: i missed you.
You: ERIK?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
NO. NO, IT WAS NOT ONE OF THOSE TIMES.
I'm sporting the same expression I wore after seeing X-men: First Class for the first time.
ERIK Y U PLAYIN SO HARD TO GET?
Jun 30th
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bookjunkie89: maliex started following you Lots of Gabriel and Sabriel?  Sign me up!
Jun 29th
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MY RESULTS ARE TOMORROW
lovesplatypus: MY RESULTS ARE TOMORROW  I swear i will have a heart attack while driving to school, or aneurysm, or something. PLATY, BEST OF LUCK MY DEAR, WE’RE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU!
Jun 29th
Reblog if you have a person you could wait for the...
getsuga-tenshou: attoyh: verifascinating: shoveaspockinit: fuckyeahnarutoboys: binchan: nimrodbydawn: I do have someone I wait a whole day for to come online. More than one person but shh. I do and then she does but then nothing happens (And I love her anyway <3) I do that! *blows kisses to fandom wife* BFF I love you, and I’d wait for you always. >__>
Jun 29th
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You and the person on your icon are alone for the...
electrophilic: venomshock: izayan-: gerontophiliacsheep: reaver-is-industry: …Sex all day. Who cares if I’m underage? I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t anyway.  I’m pretty sure I would be the happiest fucker in the world omg a day with babby Giotto I will LOVE HIM TO BITS and everything … ……. ………….. …………………… oh god i probably would just be on my best behavior and try not to get...
Jun 29th
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Jun 28th
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Jun 28th
OBLIGATORY TUESDAY POST
Jun 28th
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Writing smut is the virgin's alternative to sex
Jun 28th
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Jun 27th
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Jun 26th
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"Why are you obsessed with X-Men:First Class?"
wally-wests-eating-disorder: Because 
Jun 26th
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Oh.
New followers = Spam. ….right. /sigh
Jun 26th
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Ok, one of my new followers, please tell me where...
I’m honestly curious.  How did you all find my blog?  And why are you all following me?
Jun 26th
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WHAT THE?!
londonprophecy: maliex: londonprophecy: maliex: WHERE DO ALL THESE NEW FOLLOWERS KEEP COMING FROM?! I HAVEN’T DONE ANYTHING LATELY! ….not that I object or anything…just….huh?! Well, uh, welcome! Mal brings all the followers to the yard asdfghjkl;  BTW What was that song you were talking about a while ago which had really creepy lyrics, I think I’ve found it but I’m not sure My...
Jun 26th
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WHAT THE?!
londonprophecy: maliex: WHERE DO ALL THESE NEW FOLLOWERS KEEP COMING FROM?! I HAVEN’T DONE ANYTHING LATELY! ….not that I object or anything…just….huh?! Well, uh, welcome! Mal brings all the followers to the yard asdfghjkl;  BTW What was that song you were talking about a while ago which had really creepy lyrics, I think I’ve found it but I’m not sure My fic brings all the fans to the...
Jun 26th
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WHAT THE?!
WHERE DO ALL THESE NEW FOLLOWERS KEEP COMING FROM?! I HAVEN’T DONE ANYTHING LATELY! ….not that I object or anything…just….huh?! Well, uh, welcome!
Jun 26th
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Jun 25th
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Listenlightneverfades: French, Spanish and German...
Jun 24th
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I wanna write a fanfic, I have my windows word...
richardjohngrayson: I don’t know what to write. I have all this idea in my head, but I can’t put them into words, ETERNAL GPOY. HONEY, LET ME HOLD YOU.
Jun 23rd
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Jun 23rd
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breezingblocks asked: (this is my third time messaging you this so im sorry if you've gotten this more than once.. you know tumblr.)
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okay? okay.
Jun 23rd
cwena-deactivated20120410 asked: Buhyooooooohooohooo thank you for liking my blog bb <3 ;A;

Also I can't remember the numbers, but you're pretty, your blog is koala tea and I think you're awesome! :D
Jun 22nd
The person I reblogged this from has an EPIC blog...
chifuyu:
Jun 22nd
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Reblog this and see what you get (:
carmalarma: 1: You’re ugly. 2: I hate your tumblr. 3: I love your tumblr. 4: You’re my Tumblr crush. 5: Your Tumblr is amazing. 6: You’re hot. 7: You’re gorgeous. 8: You’re pretty. 9: I want your number.  10: I’m on your blog often. ^^^
Jun 22nd
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Jun 22nd
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Anonymous asked: Hi.
I,
really like your blog.
A lot.
Okay,
bye.
Jun 21st
Reblog this if you want the followers who you've...
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Jun 21st
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Drunk conversations of epic proportions: I saw... →
mooglets: #oh god I keep coming across ~fix-it~ fic for charles’ disability STOP STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING What. No, WHAT. There’s ~fix it fic~ for Charles Xavier’s disability? What is that shit. Seriously. I mean. For a start, having a disability does not make one less… Personally, when I write fic where Charles is out of the wheelchair, I’m doing it because I like it the...
Jun 21st
The person I reblogged this from has an EPIC blog.
Jun 21st
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Based on my posts, leave in my ask 5 things you've...
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I just found a Rurouni Kenshin/Mushishi Crossover...
Early night?! In case you haven’t noticed dear nephew, it’s past one in the morning.  I suggest you go to sleep dear.
Jun 20th
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Listenlightneverfades: French, Spanish and German...
Jun 20th
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hushabyhollo asked: Pride
Jun 20th
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